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Striking out 4 times in one game. If all 4 are done looking, you get the matching poncho.
Did Ryan Howard really just get another golden sombrero?
Of course....he did have 199 strike outs in 2007 and in 2008.
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n; A sub-category of "ass hat"; an exceptionally large tattoo spanning horizontally across the lower back, located directly above the ass crack.
Damn, girl, I didn't know you were inking up your whole back. That's not an ass hat--it's an ass sombrero.
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When one stretches excess sack skin over someone's eyes; similar to an overlarge sombrero that has become floppy.
She wouldn't leave when we were done, so I hit her with a floppy sombrero. That'll teach her.
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The sticky residue left atop a mans head after the fellatio of another man while whistling the Mexican Hat Dance.
After a fine dinner at Taco Bell, HJ was pleased with the Mangoo Sombrero he gave to Andrew.
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Striking out three times in a single game.
Adam Dunn gets a silver sombrero and a homerun every other game.
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The epitome of joy. The pinnacle of bliss. When you're wearing the Happiness Sombrero nothing can get you down.
Gary had been walking around smiling all day. The Happiness Sombrero was working its magic and Gary was all aglow with joy.
When one uses sandpaper paper (40 grit) as a condom and completely annihilates her ass leading to her immediate death due to extraordinary blood loss
I used a sandy sombrero with a Spanish whore after the Carpenter's Convention last year. She died.