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Referring to a state of drunkenness. The point in which you've exceeded your minimal drinking limit. The bar is serving $2.25 schooners, you've had 4.
I'm blacked out...i got hammy sosa earlier tonight.
girl of your dreams.
don't mess it up.
a one in a kind girl, you'd be stupid to lose her. isabel's the reason the sun shines and the moon glows, life without her just isn't the same. she's the only person you'll ever need.
isabel sosa, if you're reading this, i really miss you. i realize you're the only girl that has ever made me happy, and i genuinely don't know what to do without you. please come back to me. my orland girl. -n
isabel sosa is so perfectly perfect, and i don't want anyone else.
To corks a bat, then act like nothing happened, only to admit it later and apologize to all of Latin America.
That asshole Sammy Sosa'ed his bat and now he hit 67 home runs.
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One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.
Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.
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Knocking your balls so deep the get a shit stain on them.
Man I was pounding away at Michelle so hard I pulled a Sammy Sosa
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A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch.
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