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Spaceman

An insult refering to ugly ass alien looking humans who may possibly have blended in with our species.

Tommy: You did you see the dude who looks like the alien emoji?
Rex: Oh yeah, You mean the Spaceman?

by Realest State August 9, 2015


Spaceman

A person who does or says some crazy shit that makes you question if they are really from this planet.

"Alyuh ever feel that stars is just giant light bulbs?"
"....Wah kinda Spaceman talk is dah bai"

by RealMadFrogs January 2, 2022


Spaceman

When you are not thinking properly and mess up something obvious

Yesterday 13:45
Benji: 077653366

Today 18:57

Simone: Benji can you send me your mum’s number

Benji: I did haha, it’s the message above

Simone: ahahahha omg sorry I am such a spaceman

by ANAMOX April 25, 2021


Not spaceman

It's a spaceman but it isn't

Not spaceman

by Poggersmanultimateswagger69420 July 14, 2021


spaceman gloves

spaceman gloves are condoms

friend 1: asks for condoms

friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves

by huhter November 19, 2021


Leo Spaceman

30 rock character portrayed by Chris Parnell; maybe the greatest character ever on TV. Nazi Doctor, Erectile Dysfunction Curer (through song), Laughs on the word Kidney, Lover of Animal blood.

Leo Spaceman: Hi, I’m “Doctor” Leo Spaceman.

Leo Spaceman: Liz, are you getting enough vitamin c? May I suggest messily eating an orange while I photograph it.

Jack Donaghy: Can I ask you a question as a woman?

Leo Spaceman: You may Jack, are you going to Alter your voice or dress up in any way?

by GavintheMuffinMan April 15, 2020


Spaceman Stu

Spaceman Stu liked to gaze up at the stars. He dreamed of floating with them in his spaceman car—and when he touched down, he couldn't believe his eyes. All of his favorite things started floating by and he did, too. Spaceman Stu.

Spaceman Stu floated up to the man in the moon. They sat and talked about the planets Mercury to Neptune—and then Stu asked him, "What did Pluto do?"—'cause not all that long ago it was a planet too—and the moon just smiled—at this wonder child.

And with his dog Orion by his side, he'll fly away—off to their little secret place behind the Milky Way... Well, —

null: "Spaceman Stu has a cardboard rocket box."
null: "It has a Captain's chair he made out of his blocks"
null: "And when the countdown reaches 3, 2, 1."
null: "Shake, rattle, boom, kapow!"
null: "We'll head off towards the sun"
null: "And here we go. Leave earth below."
null: " La la la laa."
null: "La la la laa."
null: "La la laa laa..."
Stu: "yesn't"

by spacemanstu December 22, 2022