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1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands
1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)
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someone with a really ugly face
shrasa is ok but her sister is a bag of spanners
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Your hand(s). A tool to complete the job of jacking off with.
Whats the boy going to do..he got both his wank spanners blow of in Bagdad
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a problem that comes totally out of the blue and ruins a set plan.
"OI is johnny coming round to the pub?"
"Nah his girlfriend has a cold so hes has to stay home and look after her"
"Thats a spanner in the works isnt it"
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When tweakers are completely munted out of their minds the fucking spanners arms end up turning in to crab claws and look like total dick heads
Oi Emily, Check out that totally munted SPANNER-CRAB , WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. WANNA BE RAVER. UGHHH FUCKING TWEAKERS
Jason - How did it go last night then?
Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket
Jason - Touch!
Colin - yes
Hands contored by exsessive masturbation.
Hairy palms and sticky fingers
By 'ek look at the size of those wanking spanners
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