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a person who will no longer have sex with virgins because they get too clingy.
did you bone her?
NO! she is a virgin, I'm a g span...
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When you have sex with someone who is 10 years older or younger then you.
Andy spanned the decade with that fat chick last.
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Used by country Folk in parts of the US instead of the phrase "spun out".
I was in my bimmer n Keith and I span out doing 65 cross Washougal.
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Idiots only live up to 16 years and 4 months
The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots
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About 18 years
Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why?
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span
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Your normal attention span only significantly decreased due to Youtube. Whereas normally 10 minutes is a short amount of time, Youtube turns it into a cinematic experience.
Jill: Watch this video!
Jack: Okay.
Jack: wtf? 10 minutes? That's way over my Youtube Attention Span.
Jill: *cries*
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The C-SPAN Challenge is the attempt to successfully bring oneself to orgasm while watching the Cable-Satellite Public Affairs Network.
I tried the C-SPAN Challenge, but couldn't get off when they began that memorial to deceased soldiers.