Bougie Speedball

A Bougie Speedball is when you double fist iced coffee and craft beer or cocktails, a suburb-safe alternative to the cocaine/dope combo of legit speedballs.

"It's Friday afternoon so we are powering through email on the back patio, drinking Bougie Speedballs from Blue Bottle and Lagunitas.

Gecko Speedball

A gecko speedball is the combination of Kratom with Modafinil. It can get you buzzed and also be more productive.

I combined Kratom with Modafinil and it was awesome! I'm so buzzed from this gecko speedball.

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Seattle speedball

Coffee and a bong-toke

I like to start my day with the sports page and a Seattle speedball, see how Ichiro's hitting.

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hippie speedball

A joint and an espresso.

I can't do anything in the morning until I've had my hippie speedball.

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Stoner speedball

A milder version of the "kiddie speedball," the Stoner speedball is when users ingest or smoke marijuana (depressant) and drink copious amounts of coffee or energy drink (stimulant). A safe alternative.

Dan: Hey you want try a speedball?

Matt: No thanks brah I'm stoner speedballin'

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Hipster Speedball

Drinking espresso, or other coffee shop drinks, while smoking marijuana.

I am going to stop by the Bean Fiend tonight, hang out on the back deck, for a quick Hipster Speedball before I ride my fixie downtown to check out Hadag Nachach. You've probably never heard of them.

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Hillbilly Speedball

When a redneck mixes Oxycontin with five hour energy drinks to get high.

Beauregard:"We got so wasted on Oxys last night."

Ewalt:"Did you get the nods"

Beauregard:"No man we each took a Hillbilly Speedball it kept us up raging all night"

purple skittle hippie speedball

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