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the buildup of anal sweat caused when one is physically active yet refuses to wash themselves for days on end.
Bill was quite a hockey jock, but suffered from massive sphincterization because he wouldn't shower after each game.
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one that loves to break wind and will do so anytime or anywhere (like a crooner that breaks into song in an old 40’s musical)
“Dude, plug that blow hole. Nobody wants to wants to hear your ‘Summer Wind’. Don’t be a sphincter Sinatra.”
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When a person stimulates another person's anus with their tongue in a circular motion.
DId you give her the ole Sphincter Swirl last night? I sure did!
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When you squat too heavy and too low and your anal walls prolapse from the strain
You then have to do the walk of shame past all your lifting acquaintances
Doctor: Yes I'm afraid you have a very severe case of squatters sphincter there madam. Shame really because its a marvelous arse
Patient: is there anything that you can do for it
Doctor: I can push it back in for you but it will only fall out again next time you squat
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Crusty and dried on shit on your butt cheeks resulting from shitting in the middle of the night, and passing out on the toilet before being able to wipe your ass.
I passed out on the toilet last night and woke up with my ass cheeks covered in sphincter dust.
I need to take a shower to wash off this sphincter dust from last night.
When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
yo bro grab me some TP
pull a sphincter sprinkler
word.
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The burning sensation you get in your anus the day after eating way too much spicy food.
I jammed an ice cube up my ass trying to extinguish my sphincter of fire.
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