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Is a mature version of a spite boy a woman will use. Her sole purpose is to to make her boyfriend step up his game and seriously commit to their relationship with the end result being marriage.
Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.
Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.
When you sleep at a place or time against the will of another. When you decide to sleep to annoy or otherwise get back at someone because they cant do anything with you while you're asleep. Generally ignoring the protests and threats to you sleeping because you know nobody can do anything about it, or to make a point that you can.
Melody was upset that her friend wanted her to go home, so she decided to spite sleep in the hall.
I told Craig we're all going down to the beach, but he's just going to lay in bed and spite sleep until we leave.
To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.
Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?
-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.
Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.
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V. Used To Describe Someone Who Is Talking To Someone Of The Opposite Sex And Trying To Hook Up With Them (Get Number, Make-Out, Etc.)
Hey, Jay Was Over There With That Chick, He Was Seriously Spiting Game
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When one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another's life.
Charles: Officer Gamble audited me the other day.
Ethan: Oh yea? What a prick! He doesn't even work for the IRS!
Charles: I Know right? I'm going to take a SPITE SHIT right on the driver's seat of his Prius.
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A form of passive aggressive behavior, done usually by a roommate, live in significant other, or family member done mostly in the kitchen but also in other cohabitated spaces such as the living room or bed room. Spite cleaning is done for the sole purpose of instilling guilt into another person and allowing the abuser to be mad or rude to the other person. Cleaning is often done in quick, jerking movements and loudly as possible by slamming things or clanking pots, bowls, and dishes. The spite cleaner will also block and prevent others from helping.
I had to take a dump as soon as I was done eating diner and before I was even done wiping I could here my gf stomping around the kitchen and spite cleaning because I should have done the dishes first instead of avoid crapping my pants.
The act of having sex with a guy or girl just because you hate their significant other. In other words, having sex with a guy just to spite their girlfriend.
Mike's girlfriend kept talking shit to Sara, so Sara had to give Mike a spite fuck.
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