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"Chief Barking Spider" is a euphemism describing an individual who is known to fart extensively.
It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.
Use 1: Man, Kevin sure is one heck of a Chief Barking Spider.
Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?
The receptor of blame after an audible fart....
Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.
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a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper
*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania barking spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year
A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.
"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"
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When someone "toots" a few short ones in a row and then blames them on the "Florida barking spiders."
Oh! humm musta been those Florida barking spiders!
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A short loud fart that sounds like a high pitched dog bark, happens suddenly and often shocks the person it is coming out of.
Digby: *farts suddenly and looks shocked*
Friends: *slanty eyes at Digby*
Digby: *shifty eyes* Bovarian Barking Spiders! I swear!
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In conjunction with the term 'barking spider' when a fart is blamed on a insect most certainly not present.
Chase the barking spider is a term used for anal sex.
Whilst bending over your spouse you may ask if one may chase the barking spider, avoiding the use of embarrassing words like bottom, toosh or anal.
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