spike

in volleyball, a spike is what you see when 1 member of a team pounds the shit out of the ball into the opposing, team's side of the court. May or may not result in a point.

it will result in a point if a pussy on the other team goes out of the way instead of digging it.

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spike

Act of shooting dope

I'm gonna spike this hot shot right after I cook up.

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Spike

That one guy who hangs out with people who aren't really his friends. Spikes always think they are your friend, no matter what happens. If you ever meet a Spike, never encourage it. They may seem welcoming but can become dangerous after a long period of time.

Spike: "Can I be your friend"
Person: "No thank you"
Spike: "I don't care what you think, I'm your friend"

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spiking

A particularly frustrating and violent (and usually loud) skype conversation. Usually with a grandparent or someone unused to modern technology. It doesn't start well and ends even worse.

Child: Hello? HELLO? Grandma can you hear me?
Grandparent: HELLO? HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING? ARE WE SPIKING?!
Child: Grandma click the volume button!
Grandparent: WHATS GOING ON?! I DON'T SEE YOU. CAN YOU SEE ME?! SPIKE ISN'T WORKING!
Child: *mimes turning up volume*
Grandparent: THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. I'M GOING TO CALL YOU!
Child: Wait! Wait! All you have to-

Click.

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spike

To withhold a newpaper story.

Sorry, your story was spiked. Too controversial.

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Spiking it

Only expelling fecal matter in public restrooms when someone else is using the hand dryer, flushing the toilet, or anything that produces equal noise levels.
But...Hand dryers and toilets flushing only last for so long, therefore you must "spike it" to avoid making noise.
Commonly used by people who care too much about what other people think. Or those who wish to reduce unsavory bathroom noises.

Man there was alot of people in the crapper, I was spiking it hard!
Dude I the most brutal diarhhea, I didnt have the sphincter power to spike it, everyone heard and laughed.

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spike

1. to add alcohol or any intoxicating to a drink that does not have any when first purchased.

2.to rise to a high level quickly

3. to strike a volleyball upward so that it is more likely to hit the ground

Someone tried to spike the smoothie mix.

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