The queerest game on the planet.
Splatoon 3 is so gay, all i see is furry art and people saying they like men! Am i gay?
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Why the fuck would you search that,everybody there expect the idols are 14-16
Guy:do you know where can I have that splatoon porn man?
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better
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Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played PokΓ©mon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
The BEST idol in the splatoon series. She is a white haired inkling with pink tips to her hair. People say she has a big forehead but it is a beautiful big forehead. She is dating marina (itβs true my dad owns Nintendo) who is part of her band βoff the hookβ even though she is 21 years old she still looks and acts like a 10 year old.
Omg Pearl(splatoon) is so cool and the best splatoon character!
I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!
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A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.
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You can compare someone to Emperor(Splatoon) if their ego is bigger than their actual IQ.
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Splatoon 2 is literally the exact same game as Splatoon 1, except you have to pay to actually do anything fun. Unless you like replaying the same levels over and over again...
βHey, dude! You play Splatoon?
βNah man, I only play Splatoon 2.
βYou poor, poor soul...β
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