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Splatoon 3

The queerest game on the planet.

Splatoon 3 is so gay, all i see is furry art and people saying they like men! Am i gay?

by DickSuck913875626798 October 9, 2022

16πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Splatoon Porn

Why the fuck would you search that,everybody there expect the idols are 14-16

Guy:do you know where can I have that splatoon porn man?
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better

by ChipsforDips August 20, 2018

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.

Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played PokΓ©mon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.

by A Glass of OJ February 2, 2023


Pearl(splatoon)

The BEST idol in the splatoon series. She is a white haired inkling with pink tips to her hair. People say she has a big forehead but it is a beautiful big forehead. She is dating marina (it’s true my dad owns Nintendo) who is part of her band β€œoff the hook” even though she is 21 years old she still looks and acts like a 10 year old.

Omg Pearl(splatoon) is so cool and the best splatoon character!

I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!

by biggest dum to be dum July 4, 2021

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Emperor(Splatoon)

A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.

For more information, Visit Dio brando's wiki page.

You can compare someone to Emperor(Splatoon) if their ego is bigger than their actual IQ.

by mellowmelmel November 6, 2018

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Splatoon 2

Splatoon 2 is literally the exact same game as Splatoon 1, except you have to pay to actually do anything fun. Unless you like replaying the same levels over and over again...

β€œHey, dude! You play Splatoon?
β€œNah man, I only play Splatoon 2.
β€œYou poor, poor soul...”

by Effedgusafhugbknh August 26, 2019

6πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Splatoon 3

My sister’s addiction.

OMG splatoon 3 is gay

by Fortnitekid36 February 15, 2023

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž