MY SPLEEN!!!

A cry used when someone strikes you. It doesn't matter where you are struck; this expression is always appropriate to describe pain.

Freddy: "Whoa, that chick is HOTT!!!"
Teddy: "Dude, that's my mom!!!
*punches arm*
Freddy: "Ah, MY SPLEEN!!!"

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spleen venting

To release your rage upon something, be it the source of the rage or something you displace your anger upon.

After getting killed 126 times by the same enemy on the same level, Little Bobby whent spleen venting on his cat, and as a result was sent to a psychiatric institution.

or

Robert vented his spleen by smacking his sassy girlfriend in the same mouth that she used to talk back to him. He later joined little Bobby at the Institution.

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Your spleen

The ultimate comeback to any "your mom" or "your face" jokes. It's power exceedes any other comeback and it can not be rivaled.

Tom: You suck ass!
Bill: Your mom sucks ass!
Tom: Well your mom's face sucks ass!
Bill: Your mom's face's spleen sucks ass!

*Tom gets served*

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spleen ass

1) of very poor quality 2) an expression of condolence.
see pimp ass

"That's a spleen ass coat you've bought there. It looks like it's made from a three-legged camel."

"Some bastard made your prize three-legged camel into a coat?? Spleen ass!!"

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spleen moles

Moles that live in your spleen. They aid the Swamp People who are slowly takeing over the world. ie : something that should be feared.

Fear the spleen moles

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Spleen Daddy

(proper noun, plural, sp-leen dadd-ees)
Ex-Members of the Hari Krishna religon who have been outcast for not touching children, spanking their asses while chanting or wiping their select genitalia with pork chops and offal, hence the name 'spleen daddies'. These outcasts have formed their own religious sect called the 'Children of the Off-White Light', but popular urban lingo for this group is the 'Spleen Daddies'.

1. 'Pratheep tries to sell his own body parts for money to the 'Spleen Daddies'. So far he has no legs and no income.'

2. Briecase accordions are for 'Spleen Daddies'.

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spleen flicking

This is the process of inserting a whole hand and arm into the anus (much like fisting) when the hand and indeed first is far enough up. the anus - the person can then rapidly open and close the fist- thus making a flicking motion and taping the spleen.

This is said to be enjoyable and sexualy arounsing.

Fist me and then spleen flicking

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