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Creepy person ejaculating in a van down by a river to pictures of little children.
That guy is a sploof goof stay away from him.
That guy was sploof goofing earlier.
Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"
Synonym for splooge (see example #1)
AC-DC is coming to town. That's sploofing awesome!
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When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.
Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'
Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..
The definition of a sploof: someone who is constantly doing an idiotic thing that could or could not have been easily prevented
Marine dropped her vibrator out of her pocket in the middle of class, not once but twice.. everyone called her a sploof.
I am gonna "Sploof" kula so hard their head cracks open.
"Woah, If you don't shut up ima Sploof your head open."
The act of cumming and ripping ass at the same time during sex
Bob:"I was fucking this girl and she sploofed. It was weird."
Jeff:"that sounds weird."
When someone blows a raspberry on a vagina and the vagina talks back with a little quiff quiff.
Yo, I totally got my girl to vagina sploof last night.