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A type of troll who spoilers works of fiction for others for the lulz.
A particularly infamous example is the drive-by spoiling of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" at a midnight release party.
So I told my friend that I've been playing Persona 4 lately, and he keeps mouthing off about the identity of the guy behind the TV murders. Stupid spoiler troll.
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One who outperforms his/her peers in any situation, in essence, making everyone else look bad. He/she can be the twat in class who always submits a thesis when asked to write a 2-page essay, or the person who turns up to a pot luck party with lobster bisque and crème brûlée while you bring a platter of Jell-o.
Also known as market spoiler
Man #1: My wife and I just came back from a romatic getaway to Paris, where I bought her the most over-priced piece of bag she could find. When we got back to the hotel, we made sweet love all night long with her on top, after which I gave her a 4-hour back and foot massage.
Man #2: Why do you have to be such a market spoiler?
When a guy is watching porn and just in the moment of ejaculation the video switches to a shot of the male porn actor's face, or the male porn actor pulls out to change positions without any warning such as a slow dissolve. Or any undesired shot that pops up just when you're cumming. Further examples: shots of the guy's ass hole while camera is underneith a doggy-style position, any shot where you can see the guy's ass hole or it's too close to the camera, or any shot where the female leaves the screen. They spoil your apex and make you want to start over in many cases.
You're better off watching POV if you're going to jack off, or you run the risk of catching a cum-spoiler right in the middle of your nut
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A tag on internet forums, blogs and discussion groups, to prevent viewer to see something immediately. User can see content under spoiler tag only consciously, by unwrapping the hidden content.
Usually used to hide:
-spoilers about movie or TV series plot
-NSWF picture
-fap content
Dear forum users, please hide NSWF pics under spoiler tags
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Spoiler virginity is when you have not had a movie spoiled for you before seeing it
I am aiming to retain my spoiler virginity before I see Endgame!
The spoiler season of any story-focused form of media arrives exactly three months after the ending is revealed of said story-focused form of media. Before the spoiler season arrives, no one is allowed to discuss the endings with one another. This allows those who are not yet up to date with the ending catch up without having said ending spoiled.
The amount of time between the reveal of an ending and the spoiler season can be negotiated between friends, but is globally recognized as three months.
+ Breaking Bad finished three months ago guys. Spoiler Season has arrived!
- CRAP I HAVEN'T FINISHED THAT SHOW YET!
+ Well that's a shame 'cos *Spoiler*
+ Dude did you catch the series finale of How I Met Your Mother?
- Hey shut up! It isn't Spoiler Season yet!
1. A spoiler alert is where someone gives away the main plot or turning point in a movie, book, show, etc.
2. Something that someone uses to really piss people off.
Spoiler alert! Snape kills Dumbledore!
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