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monkey sprog

colloquial term for any of the liquid agents used in motor repairs- grease, oil, hand cleaner etc.

ahh shit I got this black monkey sprog all over my hands, better go use the white stuff to get it off before i get the monkey sprog on my clothes.

by Benny! April 20, 2004


sprog muncher

someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm

david, you're such a sprog muncher

by aagg April 9, 2008

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


sprog bog

whilst in the act of anal sex, the person penetrating releases themselves into another's arsehole. Once the penetrator has completed his sexual conquest, the penetratie defecates, creating a sprog bog.

The Jonas brothers were all attempted sprog bogs.

by honkyjoejoe May 29, 2015

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bog n' sprog

The act of masturbating whilst having a shit at the same time.

I went into the toilet straight after Patty the other day, all the toilet paper was gone, he must have had a bog n' sprog.

by KinksKPW August 13, 2009

27πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Sprog flume

noun

Vagina

Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?

Ah don’t you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume

by Tominator May 22, 2023


Sprog Bog

is a popular Italian dish consisting of meat sauce served on a bed of spaghetti, often with a good sprinkling of grated Parmigiano cheese. Although Sprog Bog is very popular outside of Italy, it never existed in Bologna.

Child: What is for dinner?
Mother: Sprog Bog

by Captain Feathercunt April 4, 2012


Sprog

verb. To poke, prod, or urge activity from someone who is being idle or otherwise procrastinating.

Originating in the god-game series "Populous" by Peter Molyneux (also creator of the Fable series), wherein you could get idle villagers doing nothing in a house to leave and create a new settlement by "sprogging" them. Potentially related to the once derogatory noun "sprog" in British slang, which means a child. Now often used as a term of endearment.
The term saw more general usage outside gaming among Gen-X gamers and older Millennials for any type of compelled activity.

Jeff has been on his 15 min break for 25 min. I'm going to go sprog him out of the breakroom.

We've got company coming in an hour. I'm going to sprog the sprogs to pick up their shit they've got strewn all over the house.

by Slaymeister December 6, 2023