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When a vagina tightly wraps around, covers and squeezes a penis firmly, as the penis cums
Oh my god, my girl gave me a Firm Squirter yesterday, it was amazing
1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.
the squirter squad is a group of super cool people the members are Maya,Toby,Sam,Bean and Nox
woah look there so cool i think thats the squirter squad!!
The act of ejaculating forcefully
Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi
A vertically challenged midwestern milf who is well versed in the art of fornication and upon climax she unleashes a sea of fluids.
“Kyle” thought he had encountered an anomaly when, “Amber”almost destroyed his fresh linens upon climax. At that moment, “Kyle” realized he had stumbled upon a squirter girl, not a myth, fable, nor legend!
An old female squirting on her pineapple juice out of her vagina and into the nostrils of her husband/acquaintance.
Grandma: "Pour it in there"
Grandpa: "Alright its in"
Grandma: squirts
Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"
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Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick
Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut
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