A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.
Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!
"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"
6π 7π
1. Synonym for kicking ass, or doing something awesome
2. Hyperbole for describing something awesome
3. Doing something insane
1. Greg: I did the run with a laptime of 2,3 minutes
Chris: Woah man! You were totally blasting staircase!
2. Greg: Do you remember the devils three-way we had yesterday?
Chris: Hell yeah! It was blasting staircase!
3. Greg: Yesterday I was blasting staircase!
Chris: How come?
Greg: I did a backflip from a 50feet drop, landing in a shopping cart and win a nascar race!
3π 2π
Is a sexual position in which the male enters the female from behind, pushes her face into the pillow and then sticks his thumb into her ass and twists in a clockwise motion. This gives the sensation of the downward forcing motion during thrusts from the pelvis.
Hey man, I took this girl home lastnight and gave her the spiral staircase!
6π 7π
A staircase where anal sex happens at random usually by prostitutes.
Hey joe let's go to the anal staircase
2π 5π
when your ex dated someone new whoβs a significant step down from you.
βhey chloe, show me your exβs new gfβ
βomg okβ
*shows photo*
βwow she is definitely a step down the staircaseβ
a conversation pattern in which the discourse appears to follow the laws of logic and reason, but, in fact, upon close examination of, or prolonged participation in...you get stuck like you do when you try to walk up a melting wax staircase.
often occurs when parties involved in conversation attempt to be more clever or witty than they actually are.
inspired by the melting wax staircase sequence in the "House of Wax" remake
after a 20 minute discussion about writing a play that would serve as an analogy for our current situation (in which we were unable to score some mushrooms), the metaphor was over-extended, and we found ourselves faced with the peril of a wax staircase
29π 9π
To be partially invested in a particular activity or objective.
John: Hey did you go to class today?
Susan: Yeah, but I was using Facebook on my laptop, so I was only halfway up the staircase