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A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.
Teacher: "Welcome to standing up school"
Student: *falls flat on face*
Teacher: "Aaand you failed"
A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.
Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.
"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."
It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.
The stand-up pisser has shit on it.
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The act of getting to second base by grabbing a boob or boobs. Called a stand up because it refers to the upward direction on the human anatomy.
Jake hit a stand up double on the dance floor with that girl at the bar last night.
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your in a pokemon battle against your parents!! you choose the pokemon kid, kid has the moves cry, do nothing, stand up for yourself, and get beaten in the a two snakes. you choose stand up for yourself, stats are not very effective and 100% damage to yourself. thats childhood for you.
stand up for yourselfstand up for yourselfstand up for yourselfstand up for yourselfstand up for yourselfstand up for yourself but you cant lol
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Like the mob word "Stand up guy" A stand up bitch is a endearing term to describe a woman or group women with whom a man acciocate's with and has developed a solid friendship with them.
(DeeJay Don Juan) said right before his debut broadcast on SiriusXm radio...'Yo - I wanna give a shot out to A Stand up bitch All home girls from around my way! You know who you are!' You are A stand up bitch and without A Stand up bitch in my life, I wouldn't be here today. Thank you for all your kind words and support God bless!'
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1. Dominated in every grappling class ever attended.
2. Can't grapple with another man without developing a shameful erection.
3. Once had a friend hold focus mitts... or spent a few seconds on a heavy bag.
4. Sprained wrist or separated shoulder doing the most rudimentary sparring exercises.
5. Had a lazy winter but plans to be back in shape in the summer.
Look at that bitch Red with his hands up in every picture... thinks he is MMA but that fool ain't nothing but a stand-up fighter.
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