When you are both sobbing and laughing simultaniously. A serious condition, especially in public.
I was sitting there, crying, and i saw my reflection. BAM. i got the stepahnies
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An underrated indonesian pop singer who is mainly known for her song "I Love You 3000" and has an EP called AM:PM.
I listen to "Picture Myself" by Stephanie Poetri on repeat every night.
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An author who deserves an award, probably because of the fact that she has brainwashed the most teenage girls in the smallest amount of time.
Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.
(Phone Conversation)
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is
(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week
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the reason why muse fans that hate twilight can't listen to supermassive black hole anymore
Damn stephanie meyer.
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She is very gorgeous. She will dance and shake it off. People are jealous of her because of her looks. If you meet a Stephanie Bennett you will be very lucky. She is very fit and only a few people knows this, but she has abs. She is not afraid to show off her booty. Keep her by your side as she will become rich. She will get karma to get you as she is karma. Stephanie Bennett is someone you wonβt forget and you will love.
Stephanie Bennett is like a GOD!
A person that is likeable and also loveable, you will enjoy every week,day,hour,minute,second with her. She is loved by many boys and is a big challenge to get her. I am glad i've met her <3
You Like Stephanie Diep?
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The woman who very recently put feminism back another ten years by writting the clichΓ©-chauvinist-atom-bomb of all teen books: Twilight.
Her books urge teen girl not only to want an Edward of their own, but to think they need one.
The main character, Bella Swann is weak, backboneless, and cares nothing about herself. Also, her height and weight in the books: 5'4'' and 110 pounds, indicate that she has a below-healthy BMI.
Sounds like some wishful thinking on SM's part.
"What you just said was so anti-feminist that it sounds like something from a Stephanie Meyer book!"
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