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The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Can be at chest area forming a uni-boob. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female.
"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"
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For people who play Street fighter allot, Know that Ryu is Spammer 1st class. With his Hadouken hitting hard and multiple times in a row. just like throwing up after 20 beers.
1. To throw up really bad multiple times for a longer period.
2. Blow to the stomach that sends the victim flying.
3. To hit the stomach area hard enough to let the victim puke.
"owww..."
"what's wrong Charlie?"
"man I had Stomach Hadouken all night"
"you shouldn't have drunken all those beers last night then"
"what are you? a smart ass? Stomach Hadouken!
"why Charlie?!*lands 3 feet further then pukes*"
When you nut all over your stomach, and to sleep without cleaning up, waking up with dried jizz in your stomach
I woke up this morning with a crusty stomach, i couldnt be bothered cleaning up last noght
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The state of your hunger level when you are not too hungry but not too full.
Jackie ate an entire Thanksgiving dinner but still claimed to be in stomach purgatory.
The drops of semen deposited on a girls stomach after ejaculation
I left an order of stomach pancakes on Sally.
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when you wake up in the morning and you stomach is perfectly flat thanks to gravity and/or you sleeping on it
Friend A: "I hate my stomach!"
Friend B: "Wait it out 'till the morning, you'll feel much better when you look in the mirror"
Friend A: "Yerr, i know, but i wish i had morning stomach all the time."
Friend B: "So does everyone, dude, so does everyone."
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a stomach flips when people are nervous. (the stomach does not actually flip; it's just a phrase).
As I approached the school, my stomach flipped.
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