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never be a substitute teacher. you will die.
jenny: the time has come once again.
substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO
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A word used to describe a substitute teacher teacherwho identifies their studentsstudents by their race. Mainly because they do not know the names of their students.
The racist substitute called me "Indian" instead of my name, what a bitch.
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You see we have those carbon playaas and those carbon playaa haters, now the carbon playaa gets all the hydrogens, but the playaa hater, he has to settle with one hydrogen and a lame bromine
"Shit, what the fuck is Markovnikoff's rule?"
"Electrophillic Substitution"
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Where the male invites his "woman" over for some "kinky sex", ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his "woman".
While dating my Middle School teacher, Mrs. Jugz, I preformed a substitute teacher, which included Mrs. Jugz, Mrs. Jugz's mother and myself.
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When you’re having sex and about to nut in a girl so your friend joins in
Boy: I can’t take this anymore
Girl: I need more
Boy: substitution jutsu
Boy 2: I got you bro
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Like babysitting, but for people who are tired of changing diapers.
"I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching."
Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.
Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.
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The action of grabbing a handful of snow and making love to it in order to get the feeling of being with an albino women.
me and my dad were having a snowball fight when suddenly the snow hit my crotch and i felt the beautiful sensation of substitute albino love.