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suck my cock mum

Something you say when your dad is away

Suck my cock mum.

by dell lo September 21, 2020

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Sucks cock

1. When someone sucks on a guy's penis.
2. Something that is bad or horrible.

See also sucks dick.

1. Mercedes sucked Micheal's cock last night.
2. This band sucks cock.

by Ali March 18, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck cock

to kowtow; to show unnecessary respect or deference in order to win favor with a superior or colleague. Annoying, ingratiating behaviour that is observed by others. Usually used with pronouns, he, she, you, rather than with actual names, John, Sylvia. The origin is probably derived from the idea that great pleasure is derived by the recipient of fellatio. Hence, giving someone one more pleasure than they deserve in hopes that they will be so pleased they will feel obliged to give you benefits, usually in the form of job security, more hours at work, more favorable shifts or to have her/his opinions favored and adopted.

I don't suck cock. He sucks cock at work.

A colleague may question, "How come he gets to work all the good shifts?" whereupon someone might reply, "Oh, he sucks cock."

by Rudolf Kurt Penner February 22, 2007

69๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gary suck my cock

Term from 'Team America World Police', the Parker and Stone movie, where Spottsworth asks Gary to suck him off but doesn't actually show the act.

1.Any claim of delivering the cookies where the movie, actors, or people in a situation on TV, or in real life, fails to actually show anything!

2. Kind of like falling off the rails or failure to deliver.

Gary suck my cock.

Tom: You know in Team America when Gary was aske,d suck my cock, by Spottsworth?
Zeke: Yeah
Tom: Well they don't actually show it! I was pissed. I wanted to see him at least get a facial cumshot. I mean they showed other puppets fucking, even Gary, but no blowjob.

ZXeke: But there is porn of it somewhere.

by americafkyahfdf June 19, 2011

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sucking cock

Just do it

Keith:Can you suck my cock
Ciara:yes daddy

Keith:hell yeah!!!
Ciara:I love sucking cock but only yours babe this big juicy cock

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by That boy keif February 5, 2014

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suck cock

to tell someone off, in other words "fuck off"

student one: you smoke too much
student two: suck cock, I don't care

by bitchidonotcare November 6, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


neural`sucks`da`cock

The act of neural wrapping his fat lips around a large or small male reproduction organ and sucking till ejaculation

Man neural`sucks`da`cock alot doesnt he?

by crazy July 11, 2003

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