Suck Dick Retarted

The moment a man goes partially retarted while cumming from getting his dick sucked.

He went suck dick retarted

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suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.

I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

michael sucks dick

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus

michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick

suck dick on accident

It be a meme . Found on vine (wich is ded).

Boi what did u do? I suck dick on accident . how u do that bitch?

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Suck Dick November

girls have to suck boys dick when they ask.

girl - "I have to suck dick"
boy - "why"
girl - "its suck dick November

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Nicholas Sucks Dicks

Truth that Nicholas sucks dick and is a complete ASSHOLE to Cameron.

Cameron: Nicholas sucks dicks!

Nicholas: Bitch I'm going to kick your ass!

Cameron: Fat ones! 365 days a year!

Nicholas: Bitch here I come!

Cameron: What I didn't hear you there was too many dicks in your mouth!

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Suck Dick Sunday

Suck Dick Sunday is a tradition in which every Sunday all the homies meet up and suck each other off.

Jord : You're going to Emmie's place tomorrow?
Me : Are you crazy? It's Suck Dick Sunday tomorrow!!

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