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Honey suckleing is when a man jizzes into another man's beard, the larger the better, and then that same man or any other man sucks it out of his beard by inhaling at the semen within his entangled beard hairs.
This is best performed by burly bear men with either flannel shirts or no shirts on out in the woods during or after chopping down trees, mountaineering, hiking or any other outdoor forest activities.
Josh and Aiden were out in the woods looking for trees to fell for their log cabin getaway location when Josh couldn't resist Aiden's firm ass flexing at every step in front of him on the trail.
After a sappy and sweaty forest floor pounding session Josh pleaded for Aiden to spray his manly load into his beard. Just as the final spurts hit Josh's beard a backpacker appeared from behind a tree and admitted to watching everything go down.
"Excuse me, may I suckle that honey from your beard?" Asked the backpacker.
Aiden and Josh were so startled that they agreed.
After the backpacker finished he exclaimed, "I haven't honey suckled so fine a beard in years."
"Nothing gets me instantly hard like some honey suckleing," said Aiden as he proceeded to bend over the backpacker and go at it again.
Term meaning “kiss my fist” or similar to “knuckle sandwich” and is used in the English language like “kiss my ass”. Basically means you are going to punch said person in the face for being retarded.
Blaine: “Hey, want to go down to the park and make-out like we are the Hanson brothers?”
Nigel: “Hey, want to suckle the knuckle?!”
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Eating an entire meal's worth of samples at Harris Teeter
"I'm so broke I can't afford groceries," "Why don't you go suckle the Teet?"
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A kindly gesture by a woman blessed with an ample, shapely busom who allows someone obsessed by her breasts to suckle her nipples as an erotic courtesy.
(Term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.)
Synonym: courtesy suck
Claudius was so obsessed by Aurelianne's massive, pillow-y breasts that she, flattered by his attention to them, allowed him a courtesy suckle.
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to punch one's fist up an ass, with not 1, not 2, not 3, but w/ the whole fingered fist
wallner: "quentin just suckle duckled me in chris' basement"
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A fat specimen for the town of waroona, loves throwing chairs as much as hitting on 16 yr old and sinking tinnys with the younger ones.King of the Den and always will be.
Who threw those chairs last night,
It was Suckle Pig
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It’s like a circle jerk but with head!
Hey Ryan, Brendan, and I are going to do a suckle juck! You interested in joinin??
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