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If you are targeted for removal by the international network of microwave transmitter harassment, one of the first steps is to isolate you by changing your sleeping habits, including causing "insomnia", letting you sleep only during the day, or on an unusual pattern.
The result is that you will most likely not see a lot of sun, but you will probably feel like you are getting a sunburn. It goes a few inches into your skin.
You may begin to experience splotchy skin tone, and the feeling that you are being burned, dryness of throat, dry eyes, and a numbness in your face and on the top of your head. Try putting a hand on some grounded metal.
Get up and move around. Talk about your experiences openly with people, because the harassment only works if you are insecure about your ethics, your words, and actions.
"I started leaving 'magical', exploitive thinking behind, and soon found myself with ADD and a bad case of midnight sunburn."
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When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.
Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"
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When a man twists you dick into another shade of red
Man that was the best South American Sunburn I've every had !
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only people named abby(abelina) can get sunburned on the back of the knees. if you’re not her you’re out of luck.
Abby: “yeah i got sunburned on the back of my knees”
Person: “is getting sunburn on the back of the knees even a thing?!”
Abby: “wait that’s never happened to you before?”
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You know, it's that thing when a hobo becomes a rich man, so they take the big bubble bath.
Defined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live.
You can find sunburned drifters with soapsud beards in NY's hottest club, Crease.
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when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass, originally created in egypt
Max:hey Ivar, do u know what an egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar: No I don´t know, please tell me Max.
Max: it´s when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass
Ivar: Nice.
When you fry a pan and the slap it on someone's ass
Max: hey Ivar, do you know what an Egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar:no i don't, Please tell me.
Max: It's When you fry a pan and then slap it on someone's ass.
Ivar: Nice!