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The action of draping ones scrotum over the bridge of the nose of the recipient, so the testes are shielding the eyeballs. Best used when said recipient is sleeping.
My cousin in law used Tuscan Sunglasses to shield his wife from evil dreams.
When a girl is laying on her back and a guy squats over her face, laying one testicle in each eye socket and his penis along the shaft of her nose, acting as a shield.
It was really sunny when we were fooling around on the beach, so out of the kindness of my heart I gave her a pair of egyptian sunglasses.
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A fad that started with certain female celebrities who got black eyes from their husbands/boyfriends, but needed to make public appearances anyway. They aren't cute, or appealing in any way. Their only purpose is covering one's bruises and/or making oneself look like an uppity bitch by purposely hiding ones expressions behind a bitch-trendy facade.
Big sunglasses don't say "I'm better than you". They say "I think I'm better than you because he still loves me even if he does beat my ass every night after the show."
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Beware: A female with an affinity for steal your most fly sunglasses, often times at a party, club, concert or rave.
Where did that sunglass slut go with my shades!
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¹ A place whose sole commodity is offered by virtually every other retail establishment, only at a much higher price.
² A front for something bigger, something clandestine, and very likely something sinister.
Each Sunglass Hut is either a front for the mob, the Illuminati, or for some other secret organization.
How little sense it makes that they can stay in business, especially with the economy the way it is, just goes to show you how poorly disguised that something else is.
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A girl with great endowment that enjoys showing it off with low cut shirts, open tops, etc. One that you hope you have mirrored sunglasses that no one else can see through so you can check out all of the glory.
Wow, did you see that girl? She was a sunglass special for sure.
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another retarded trend for the poser scenesters
jennie: do you think my big sunglasses are hot sex?
not a scene fag: no youre gay, only sex is sex and they make you look like a fly,stupid trendwhore
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