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When you come out of now where, trying to Rhino someone. Going as hard as you can, best if they are talking to a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend
Man 1: Yo, I got MW2 last night
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
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When a group of men ejaculate on a person who is not expecting it
Hey Burty, go lure Andrew to the park, and we'll jump out of the bushes and give him a suprise bukkake, he will love it!!!!
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When a character you thought was dead in a tv show or book series comes back
I thought Merle had died on The Walking Dead, that was a Shia Suprise
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After a night of heavy drinking and a random hookup, you may wake up to a sunrise surprise. A sunrise surprise is when the girl you hooked up with shits on your pillow and leaves before you wake up.
Suddenly I woke up to what remained of the girl I hooked up with. It wasn't her bra or her number, but a large sunrise suprise on my pillow.
When you hear the doorbell ringing, so you go to the door and answer it. Unbeknownst to you, the 'postman' is entirely naked and masturbating, he ejaculates as soon as you open the door and runs away.
I was expecting a package yesterday, but I got much more than I ordered, I received a fucking saucy Suprise.
a sudden wave of cum into the mouth
she gave me a salty suprise
a (gay) girl, who everyone thought was straight, but then comes out of nowhere and says she is a lesbian,
Sarahs a lesbian!?!? but i went out with her last year! she is such a Suprise Dyke!