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1: A phrase which should be always be followed by, pardon my french
For an example, listen to the better portion of the UN.
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A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which individual drivers commit atrocious decisions in very congested traffic flow, and then stop all action, give up, then do nothing. The resulting effects usually impede all types of traffic from one or more directions. The actual event/decision may occur as the vehicle is in motion or after the vehicle is stopped. This is very common in Seattle, occurring every day from 5 am through 10 pm at almost every intersection or road or parking lot.
That left lane camper is committing seattle surrender.
The costco parking lot is impossible to drive through because of all the seattle surrenders.
The reason why we can’t leave the stadium is because that guy just seattle surrendered in the middle of the road.
If continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.
We gave them freedom. They gave us snails.
To eat.
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Its when two fat people try to fuck but cant because of their bellies ( in the way) so the both agree to masterbate
He wont be able to get to her stuff and she cant get to his.... thats a mutual surrender
A frenchman. French people in general are ill tempered and, as history has shown, total cowards.
As soon as the nazis entered france, france surrendered and the nazis walked into paris without opposition. Damn surrender monkeys.
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A pejorative term used against French citizens, coming from Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey, based on some assumption that French soldiers are cowards, just because France got occupied by Germany during WW2.
Mostly used by retards who think their country is better than the others for some reason, think this joke is still funny just because the Simpsons used it, or just some idiots who never heard of the Resistance.
My great-grandfather was in the Resistance during WW2, and died while trying to free France from the Nazis. Does that make him a Surrender Monkey too ?
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Playing snooker in the dark in a locked room until someone comes along with the key and releases the survivor.
You've fucked my mom for the last time - you and me are gonna play some no surrender snooker!!!
...what? I don't know what that means you fucking prick.
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