a group of guys that named themselves after a guy theyre obsessed with and they never see him anymore..... but they still insist on calling them team SWAIN when hes a loser that isnt even friends with them anymore..... theyre poser stoners that think theyre hardcore but are the furthest thing from it
"stupid team swain claims theyre stoners but even if they do they dizz stoners out to non-stoners... stupid fuckers!"
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A shit hole straight from the ass of satan
Mom: would you like to go to swain county high school?
Son: no I don’t want to be shit
if satan's asshole was a school
tourist: where can i find a trash can?
me: at swain county high school
A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities.
What else is there to say about Swain County High School?
A school full of sports-obsessed hormonal teenagers who find nothing better to do than cause drama when they're not at after-school practices. Oh, and let's not forget the Hammer Down, boot-stompin' rednecks who sit back and enjoy the show with buckets of over-buttered popcorn, who say "shwain countay shun" like it's their religion. Be prepared to be at school, even through a blizzard, because God forbid you have a day off from a school full of narcissist maroon devils whose gravitational pulls are just a little too strong for them to handle. Shoutout to all the Extra Moms who worry more about their "Soccer-Mom Reputation" than their daughters' virginities being lost to the couple-billion f-boys that need adult ingredients classes. :)
"what else is there to say about Swain County High school"
A guy or girl you are casually dating or sleeping with, and also respect or have feelings for. Someone who is more than just a f**k-buddy or boytoy, but that you're not monogamous with and is not as serious as a bf/gf.
Guy 1: "Damn, who was that girl you were with yesterday, she fine as hell! Is that your latest hook up? "
Guy 2: "Nah, she cool. That's my latest swain."
Girl 1: "She's always talking about Chris. Is that her boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "No, not yet. He's just her swain. She still sees other guys."
The place who’s food is over priced asf. And by the time it’s January the entire resort is finally open. And you better not like your jacket cause it’s gonna be greasy.
You know what else is greasy 😏...... my hair. I haven’t showered in 15 days.... yeah Swain is pretty shitty.