Dirty Swanny

Eating so much ass, when you eventually come down with pink eye, you don’t know who gave it to you, just like in Mama Mia

Person 1: I actually ate so much ass last week, I think I have pink eye!

Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?

Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.

Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny