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Of or relating to Buddhism. Found mostly on Asian Mahayana Buddhist Temples and their Statues. If the symbol is found on a food product it means that the food is all Vegetarian, thus causing no harm to animals in the creation of the food product. Thus keeping with Ahimsa, a term meaning to do no harm, a common practice found in Buddhism.
Home-Schooled Christian: Dude what's with the Nazi Ramen?
College Educated Buddhist: Yeah right, and I suppose that Chinese script is German too.
Home-Schooled Christian: I dunno, I can't read either.
College Educated Buddhist: No, X-tard, that's the Buddhist Swastika, it means that no harm was caused to animals in the preparation of this food product.
Home-Schooled Christian: What?
College Educated Buddhist: It's Vegetarian.
Home-Schooled Christian: Well, fuck that, I gotta have meat everyday.
College Educated Buddhist: You are Karmically-dispositioned towards Obesity.
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Have fascist beliefs but lack the balls to hang a Nazi flag? Try the coward's swastika, aka the "thin blue line" flag. Black, white, and a thin blue line keeping them separate. It's very subtle.
"Look at that cop with the coward's swastika mask. I bet that he beats us if we confront him on it"
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A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.
1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"
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The strange, swastika-shaped position a writhing body sometimes takes when partially constrained and is either being tickled or attempted to be further restrained and is putting up a fight (all in good humor and consent, of course).
Did you see Deanna at the party the other night? When Jerry handcuffed one of her hands to the bed and started tickling her with that feather duster, she make a human swastika to keep away from it!
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Got fascist beliefs but don't have the balls to put up a Nazi flag? Try the cowards swastika, AKA the "thin blue line" flag. Black, white, and the blue line keeping then separate. It's very subtle.
Got fascist beliefs but don't have the balls to put up a Nazi flag? Try the cowards swastika, AKA the "thin blue line" flag. Black, white, and the blue line keeping then separate. It's very subtle.
"Look at that cop with the coward's swastika mask. I bet he beats us if we confront him on it"
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The rookie mistake of trying too hard when designing a logo and you end up making one that has either a penis, a swastika, or both, included in your design.
Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!
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Got fascist beliefs but don't have the balls to put up a Nazi flag? Try the cowards swastika, AKA the "thin blue line" flag. Black, white, and the blue line keeping then separate. It's very subtle.
"Look at that cop with the coward's swastika mask. I bet he beats us if we confront him on it"
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