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The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.
Look at Johnny. He has gone swedish snorkling.
A Swedish jacuzzi is when a middle aged Swedish man will jizz all over a wagu steak and feed it to his step kids
Dad: Hey kids I’m home!
Step daughters: bring any steak?
Dad: yes I made it in the Swedish jacuzzi
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A slang term for the female genitalia
Dude she had a tasty swedish pizza
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When a gentleman and partner consensually engage in this worldly act begining with anal sex until ejaculation. Then upon completion the cock is pulled out and the balls and scrotum are inserted into the freshly jizzed in ass. Next, the hot freshly shit-cum glazed sack is removed from the ass and the gravy coated or 'Swedish' meatballs are presented for the partner to feast upon.
Dude, I can’t believe you gave your girl a Noble Swedish on the Matterhorn-It IS the happiest place on Earth!
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Another expression for a porn film. Mainly used in the Balkan countries, since it was falsely believed that the Scandinavians invented the porn film industry first.
Guy 1: Bro, Emma Stone is so HOT!
Guy 2: I know dude, I would totally like to shoot a Swedish actionfilm with her.
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A practice of not wearing socks with shoes. Attributed to Swedish squash players of the 1970's.
My shoes smell so bad since since I started going swedish.
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A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.
Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?