swimming

a sport that gets you in shape but is in some cases extremely boring. many people prefer waterpolo. many dont see the point of swimming as hard as you can to one end of the pool, only to turn around and do it again. how ever many times you signed up to do it. swimmers always say they hate it. yet, when their friends ask why they still do it, they say they don't know.

'i HATE swimming. going to swim practice is like the LAST thing i want to do right now.'
'then don't go.'
'i have to.'
'why?'
'i dont know....'

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swimming

A sport in which guys get to be in the same pool and rub them selves up against girls that are half-naked while the boys are wearing a piece of cloth that resemble panties

Wow Swimming is sexy.

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SWIM

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commonly used to avoid self incrimination in contexts such as boards discussing drug use. also used in places where generally criminal acts are taking place. (not dissimilar to use of illicit drugs)

m is sometimes replaced with y (for you) wherein someone would be questioning another.

swim generally prefers mainlining to fix himself. also, how much does swiy pay a day to support his habit?

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swimming

Being one with the water. Stroking. Diving. Underwater swimming. Back floating. Water All of these are examples of things people do when they swim.

Swimming is basically a combination of floating and stroaking and movement while in the water. Knowing how to swim and doing it regularly can be fun, tirding, healthy, and can also save your live in the event of an emergency on the water. People do it in lakes, pools, oceans, etc.

Hey lets go swimming.

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Swimming

Constantly on the verge of being broke.

I can't imagine renting an apartment in Seattle and not swimming.

swimming

1a):A poor excuse to see hot half naked clad girls wet and tired.
-Caveat- There are also fat chicks
2a):A sport that everyone says they love but at practice they contemplate suicidal thoughts.
3a):An aphrodesiac used for female adolescents.

1a): Dude u can see that girls nipples!
1b): UGH!
2a): I love swimming- Why did i come to practice today?
3a): I'm so tired after that 100 free, im gonna go have sex now

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swimming

BEST FUCKING SPORT IN THE WOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDD!!!! IT GETS SO YOU SO IN SHAPE ITS CRAZZZZZZZZY. EVEN THOUGH ITS HARD AS A MADRE, ITS STILL AMAZING AND ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR. being who think swimming is a wuss sport have some GINORMUS up their ASSSSSSSSS! swim is FUCKING AMAZINGGGGGGG AND ANYBODY WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS A FATASS WHO IS TOO LAZY TO DO A SPORT AS CHALLENGING AS SWIMMING.

hott guy: wow, look at that hottie over thier...shes crazy in shape...i kind of want ot mad sex with her. wow she MUST BE A SWIMMER!

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