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When you take a midget (Little Person) and spin her on your dick as she shits herself from fear and makes a brown or blackish ring around your bedroom wall.
"I work in the circus so I have seen swivel sweepers all the time, just last week mini-dave the small clown was swiveled, didnt know it could be done with a guy."
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Usually used in conjunction with the well-known middle finger. It literally means "sit and swivel". It is synomomnousy with kiss my arse, or suck my cock.
S: What happened to my sandwich?
J: I don't know.
S: I will make it, don't worry...
J: Can you make me one please?
S: (with the middle finger up) Sit and swivel
J: Egg please!
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First off, materials needed are
-One bottle of Laxitive
-One funnel
-One retarted passed out friend
-Good digestive system
You start out by taking a laxative from walmart, Then you procede to wait 4 to 6 hours. After you have waited for the alloted time you must then fiend your passed out friend and insert the funnel into your firends nose and then begin to piss shit into the funnle while doing a swivel motion.
Dude I just shit in a funnel in ash's nose haha gave that bitch a Manchester Swivel
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The art of tracking specimens of the female persuasion in public places.
Let’s go to the mall and do some swivel neckin
The act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your sexual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about orgasmic spasms in said sexual organs.
'am I right in thinking this is IKEA?'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'
An elusive sexual move that can only be performed by Vincent Steele Linville.
“I heard Vince is saving the Vinny Swivel for wedding night, only his wife will know what that glizzy can do!”
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The Swivel Slide is a new revolutionary guitar slide. It stays on your hand while allowing you to still use all your fingers to play. Its unique Swivel action is controlled by the flick of your wrist. It's the only guitar slide that saves you from sacrificing a finger!
The Swivel Slide saved my ass! I can now play amazing slide guitar without using a clunky old traditional slide AND it looks SO cool!
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