Swoosh

1. A female who either appears like a dyke or who actually is a dyke.
Derived from the Toronto artist group Team Macho's print titled 'Baby Dyke'

2. Natur-a Soy 'Swoosh' beverage which is a mix of chocolate and strawberry

1. (Lesbian approaches) "Holy shit, swoosh alter"

2. "Would you like to get 'swoosh-ed' ?"

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Swooshing

To run around waving your arms screaming SWOOSH!

Hey that kid AJ is Swooshing around town

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Swoosh

The noise a china-man makes at a Golf Course in Australia when he can't hit the ball.

Monya, raararrar (untellable Chinese jibberish).....
.........
.........
.........
SWOOSH!
.........
.........
MONGA!!!!

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swooshed

when you feel different after your birthday

when a.m. turns 26, the day after he comes in to work saying "I feel swooshed!!!"

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Swoosh Migration

When the logo on a sock moves around the wearer's leg, so it is not in the place it is supposed to be, usually the side of the calf.

Dan: Whoa! You have serious swoosh migration, bro.
Mike: Oh, thanks for the heads up man.

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The Nike Swoosh

During an FFM threesome. The Stud, whilst having intercouse with lady 1, turns his body 45° in order to lick out the pussy of lady 2, also at 45° to lady 1. Thereby recreating the famous "swoosh". After all is over the three participants can all lie perpendicular to the bed head and recreate the Adidas "Stripes" if so desired.

First used circa 1920.

"I'm going to do The Nike Swoosh on these bitches and then stripe a rest" laughed Adolf.
"Your such a big black pussy cat!" retorted Rudolf Dassler.

Douche Swoosh

A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.

Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.

The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.

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