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When u act as an old man just to finger blast a blind elder and then proceed to fist her insides
I went to a retirement home to dirty sylvie
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A total ring tail bitch. Green with envy, talks shit behinds everyone’s back. Nobody likes her, husband cheats and kids hate her.
I used to work at the south office but I couldn’t take the bully anymore.
Oh sylvie, everyone knows that bitch. Glad you started working at the home office.
Synonym for racist motherfucker in Norwegian
That guy is such a Sylvi Listhaug
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"yeah that Sylvie Gilbert girl, shes a total cunt"
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A Sylvie is the coolest most amazing person you will ever meet. She will always be there for you and love and care for you even when you feel like shit. She's also amazing at solitaire, winning most of her games while also hacking and hugging life. Some call her the 'Hay Day' expert although this is usually dismissed in favour of her more notable achievements, particularly her long and successful career in the hit game 'League of Legends' and her worldwide renown for having been the subject of the infamous 'Umbrella photo' and 'Posture photo' which have grossed over 900m in image rights on the world wide web. She is also incredibly hot and is chased by all the boys, who she manages to keep at bay by being a smartass and repeatedly ditching them in favour of hanging out with her amazing friends, who are amazing. Any person is lucky to have a Sylvie as a friend.
"Fuckkkk, I wish I had a Sylvie as my friend. I also need a league coach, so there's that. I hate my life."
"Sylvie is so good at being the impostor in among us! No shit, Darryl, she's good at everything."
Your relationship with Sylvie has been a tumultous one. You have gone from being completely head over heels, to heartbroken, to rage filled, to guilty all in the course of a couple of years. Yet, you don't regret meeting her. It's taken a long time to be able to say that; but now you realize how important she has been in your life. She has forced you to grow up, to mature, and to take responsibilty. She has shown you how to forgive, how to love, and how to overlook mistakes. In the present time, you and her still aren't as close as y'all used to be. You don't think y'all ever can be. Too much has happened. Y'all are so different people now. However, she will always have a place in your mind. Even if you can't say it to her face, you wish the best for her. She was your first love, but most importantly she was a good friend. You and her will grow older. You will go live your life, and she hers. She will find a husband, start a family, and live her life. It seems strange to think of that now, of someone that has impacted your life so greatly becoming something so distant and far. Maybe you'll remember her, and if you're lucky she'll do the same. And perhaps then a smile will come across your face, and you'll thank God that you knew such a person, even if it was for a little while.
Sylvie, if you're reading this, and recognize the voice behind this text, promise me you won't forget me? I wish the best for you.