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To implement a tactical poo so that people in the vicinity of the toilet are unaware you are doing a dirty horrible shit.
- Implemented primarily in restrooms and in toilets of new acquaintances.
1. To cough loudly when the turd makes impact with the water in the toilet to disguise velocity, size and the sound of the crap.
2. To use air freshner post-turd.
3. To use the bathroom when minimal people are in the vicinity of the toilet.
4. To flush the turd and clean the toilet with the accompanying brush in the very same flush as to avoid the double flush rule. Failing this will gross people out--indefinately.
Dude, I don't know these people well enough to shit in their home. I need to implement some 'Poo tactics'.
When involved in a game of poker, fold everything apart from aces or kings (really good hands) and then during the hand, check or fold your way through. Bad play!
Oh, I see Scott is using the Pringleton tactic again!
The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.
If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!
You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.
You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!
Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?
You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)
Tactical dot is an easy way to "save" or create a "shortcut"(if you comment to a website it adds in to your history) to a specific comment that you have questions in there. Usually to find the "sauce" of a picture or a video.
Anonymous:*inserts an unknown picture*
Anonymous: whats the sauce?
Anonymous: planting a tactical dot here "."
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Drain Tactics is a type of tactic that can be used in pretty much every day to day activity, The art of a Drain tactic is to find a quicker and more often than not a dodgey/Bad way of doing things.
If a "Drain Tactic Is performed, the person on the other side of the tactic will usually get Drained because of the poor quality. See Drained or Drainer
"Drain Tactics" Are to be used by people who have no care or pride in what they are doing, whether it be their full time job or just baking a cake.
The Quality of a job performed using "Drain tactics" is noticeably different to the way it should be done.
Jaso: Dad Why did the kitchen fall apart?
Dad: Because the dickhead must have had somewhere to go and used drain tactics to get it installed as quick as he could.
Hannah: Tayla how did u get here so fast?,
Tayla: Used Drain Tactics on all the intersections, i cut off and drained that many people its not even funny. See Drained or Drainer
Josh: Steve uses Drain Tactics to win matches.
A practice in which sexual favors are exchanged between two (maybe more) consenting people within the confines of a bathroom stall.
Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig indulges in 'stall tactics' by placing his head under a toilet partition and into the adjacent toilet stall and asking that stall attendee (preferably a smooth young lad)if he would like a nice sack wash. He usually follows up with the statement, "I'm not gay!"
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When you get an inappropriate boner and have to twist/turn your body in order to hide it.
Most commonly used on the beach, pool, or other social occasions with pretty girls and loose swimming trunks.
- That girl is pretty hot
- Yeah, I know mate, I was forced to enact a tactical twist