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Tammy, she's everything you wish you could be. From her hair to her fashionable clothes you either wish you were with her or wish you were her. One thing Tammy's are really well known for are their common association to horse girls. If you see a Tammy neighing, whipping her hair back and forth or charging her foot think nothing of it as she is always trying to connect with her horses when she is away. You'll never find anyone as dedicated as Tammy from sleeping in the horse bins to taking showers together, they are always spiritually connected. Tammy's are eternal beings a rather girl next door. She is one of the most hardworking people you'll ever meet, so if you want to keep her stay out of her passion, which is to start her own tomato juice making business. All in all you'll never meet a women like Tammy, tall like a skyscraper and curvy for days. But if you ever need her by your side click your boots three times and call out "hey girlie"
Hana: I wish I could be a pretty and popular horse riding tomato juice selling girl.
Hannah: Oh so you want to be a Tammy, I do too
Hanneigh: OMG me three!
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Tammy is a teenage girl who has a lot of friends but only a few really close ones. She has amazing hair and even bette skin. She always forgets what she is about to say. She has a great sense of humour and makes every laugh. She NEEDS TO BUY A NEW FAN BECAUSE SUMMER IS COMINGGGG
She is such a Tammy like person
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A women whom can't be trusted.
Man#1 : Damn that crazy girl stole my phone and wallet.
Man#2: you can't trust them Tammy's bro
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The female name of choice for southern white trash who spends more time behind the bleachers instead of in them at the football game, and thinks Bartles and Jaymes wine coolers are the height of classy drinking, only to be served with Lean Cuisines.
Tammies usually end up as weathered old semi-employed sports bar hags and chair props with too much makeup looking for that special trucker or traveling salesman who might be the one to sweep her off her feet and into her fifth marriage. Tammies will normally have four kids by age 22, and by age 60 three of the four still live with her and her 6 maladjusted cats in the family double wide, which she thought it would be a wise investment, purchased with the $10,000 life insurance policy she got from the death of her first husband Earl who died drunk driving in the family station wagon. Tammies usually know the names of EVERY character in EVERY daytime soap and chats about them incessantly with her girlfriends during Bingo Night while hoping to win the $50 pot, because she’s low on the type of vodka that comes in the plastic containers. See also Luanne, Dee Dee, Doris, or Mary-Jo for other examples.
Tammie sent her son 14 year old Earl Jr. to the corner convenience store to pick up some scratch-off tickets and a carton of Virginia Slims because she didn't want to miss Jeopardy.
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The type of person that is quiet. She makes dark jokes and most of the time will fucking scream at you. She finds love disgusting and hates everything
Alex: "Jesus christ what is wrong with you Tammy?"
Tammy: "Every single fucking thing."
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The act of getting led on, used, or toyed with by a girl who clearly knows you are interested in her. It is not the same as getting friendzoned because a Tammy does not want to be your friend, she just wants to use you for money, alcohol, parties, drugs, etc.
A true Tammy will pretend to act interested in you, flirt with you, and compliment you to draw you in close in order to gain the best rewards.
"Dude, you see that girl I was with the other night? She's totally hot and totally into me!"
"Bro, you're getting Tammied. She's just using you to find out about parties, get shitfaced, and go home with other guys."
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