A variation of the Alligator Fuckhouse in which the afore mentioned act is performed on a rug or mat of some sort. After the Fuckhouse is complete, the couple will find themselves rolled in the mat like a Taquito.
I took the Alligator fuckhouse to the next level by giving her a Tallahassee Taquito.
The aftermath of eating too many 7/11 taquitos and waking up in a filthy cloud of your own farts
Maaan, I got drunk last night and hit up 7/11 and devoured 12 taquitos and woke up to a taquito sunrise