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The act of pissing or ejaculating in a belly button and then dunking your balls in the urine filled hole.
Hey babe, I'm tired of coming on your face. Can I Mongolian teacup you?
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When a man and two women partake in a three some, the man pulls out and fills one of the women's navels with semen. The other woman then slurps the semen out in a similar fashion of a body shot.
Dude I finally got mary to agree to a three some and she totally let me Swedish teacup susan.
A vagina that is tiny and delicate with the labia being very small. Considered by most to be the most attractive kind of vagina. Rarely natural and sometimes achieved by having a medical procedure to trim the labia.
i.e. a pornstar vagina
"I almost felt guilty fucking her little teacup vagina, good thing them shits are elastic."
a sexual innuendo having something to do with Bill Clinton and/or Beck often indicating some sort of perversion or comical act.
AKA:
Teacup pigged
Teacupping
Teacup
TP
John: You seen Jane?
Phil: She's teacup pigging a cigar on the balcony.
John: Oh, that's where it's at...
1. The act of seduction involving teacup pigs.
2. The act of sexual intercourse because of teacup pigs.
Bill Clinton was teacup pigging with Monica and Hilary.
Eating a girl out whist she stands in front of you on your knees
Took a drink from Liz's Bristol Teacup last night
When a girl is giving a hand or blow job and slips her pinky up into a man's b-hole; closely resembling the way British people drink their tea with a pinky in the air.
I was getting a hand-jibber from Sophia last night and she tried to give me a British Teacup so I punched her. I called her later to apologize and ask for another one, though.
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