Teagued

The act of ejaculating in lieu of the imminent feeling of a bowel movement.

I was stuck in traffic and teagued my pants, but now i don’t have to take a crap.

Teague Effect

The aftermath of a heart rate zone 2 exercise in which loud chanting and hand symbols will elevate the exercise to a rigorous heart rate zone 5 in which the body will start to perspire in excess. Teague Effect can only be experienced in settings in which two or more individuals are present.

Brian experienced a strong Teague Effect following his stationary bike exercise.