Side way Teepee

When a man has an erection while standing up. Making his pants look like a side way tee pee .

Dude! Did you see John at the party with Crystal? He totally had a Side way Teepee man!

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wee wee teepee

A Teepee that the indians used as a toilet.

When Custard came across the plains, the indians had scattered, all that was left was the wee wee teepee that the general obliged himself to use.

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Deep Sea Teepee

The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.

I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.

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high speed teepee chase

when you meet your friends.....dive into bushes....get someones house really good and then go to get another persons house but a car drives by and says "what are you guys doing" and you say, "not you" and then they chase you around and you go uhp this hill and you and your friend trip and roll down a prickley hill and loose your glasses in pitch black....and then some guy pulls uhp and says, "get in the car" and says you fucking teepeed my house and you say you didnt but then you found out what you though was your friends house was actually the guys house and while trying to hide from them you scrape uhp our knee and then you go to the guys house and take down all the toilet paper and move it to the next house over which is actually your friends house and you get the house really good......and you never stop talking about that day!!!

"get in the car"
"what"
"get the fuck uhp, and get in the car"
"what are you talking about"
"you fucking teepeed my house"
"no we didnt"
"yes you did stop lying"
"wait where do you live"
"the last house on cheyenne"
"ohhhhhh, we thought your house was our friends"
"well it's not"
"sorry"
haaaaaa that was a high speed teepee chase

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storming the teepee

pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous

Last night, after a few hits of firewater I was storming the teepee.

Building the TeePee

Building the TeePee is when 3 or more dudes lay with intertwined legs in a circle close enough so that their erect boners can form a teepee /|\ as such. And then an additional person sits on this pecker pyramid so that it enters their vagina or anus. Providing multiple penetration but also stretching as the base gets wider.

There is a version that involves urine, but that is usually referred to as Building the TeePeePee

Taylor: Damn all your cocks look so good I want all 3 in me. Where to start?

Derrick: Hey I know, why don’t we start “Building the TeePee”? Chad, Gibby, you fellas down?

Teepee squad

A squad with theese type people

One person that talks to talk and it’s just dumb asf

One person who pushed everyone out the way because they don’t care or they laugh at arguments

One person who is full blown petty and undecided

One person of the group who keeps the group together and gets blamed a lot and “abused”

One person who doesn't show affection for anyone or any body

One person who always got tea and is just there but kinda get annoying

But the most sensitive person of the group has to hate the insensitive one

Omg is that the teepee squad there so interesting