Tele-Testies

The courage one would find to verbally assult another over the phone. Using the telephone as protection to insult another; typically saying things to another (over the telephone) that one would not generally say in person.

"That customer sure had some tele-testies, calling me a stupid mother fucker, over the phone. I bet he wouldn't say that to my face".

testie tickler

another male trying to fondle another males "unit" with his finger tips in a tickling motion.

hey loser stop trying to testie tickle me!

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testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.

1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."

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testie pop

What happens usually to a teenage boy, could be during pubity...but it is very humours to people around. It is when a young male will say -usual in one syllabol of a word and his voice changes into a high pitch in that part of his sentence, when this happens other onlookers r forced to yell out and embarrass the boy by screaming "TESTIE POP". OR as a cover up the boy will say "TESTIE POP!" to himself, so he isnt as embarrassed by everyone else letting other no what has just happened

First boy- "hey guys wats hapPEning"
Onlookers- "TESTIE POP!"

OR

unsuspecting adolescent- "and then i went up to the guy and i smAShed em"..."AWW shit TESTIE POP!"

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Testi Tingles

The sensation a man feels near their testicles when going on theme park rides.

"Dude that pirate ship ride was rough. It gave me the testi tingles."

Testy festy

A possible nickname for an orgy. Can also be used in a more formal way; testicle festival.

That party last night sure was a testy festy

Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them