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The only state that is normal to see someone at the supermarket with a gun or shooten a deer.
No. We do not dress like cowboys.! That is very stereotypical of you Oklahoma.
We hate Oklahoma and they hate us.
Probably the only place in the US that can have all four seasons at once.
Got into the US with a treaty so like...half US state.
Only state that's flag flys at the same height as the country flag.
More American the America.
Guns....everywhere.
King of Whataburger and BBQ
Like Hawaii, we have our own culture.
Mostly Mexicans!
Probably one of the worst thing to be called out for is our way of talking.
Person A: I'M BACK FROM TEXAS!
Me: did ya go to Whataburger?
Person A: what?
Me: Y'all better get ya ass back to Texas and go to a Whataburger.
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Best place on earth! Wanna visit China, Italy, Paris, Asia, or Venus? Go to Texas n check em out! Got all great country singers from there like, George Strait n Willie Nelson.
Ain’t no place better than Texas.
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A state that some claim that people sleep with thier sisters, when in actuality it is one of the most populist states and is far more modern than most other states.Home to the big D, H town, and the alamo,
eat shit northerners
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the only state people are damn proud to be from
"you don't know bout' the way we talk
boys say we got country words
but i don't really care what you heard
cuz you don't know bout' the dirty 3rd
they don't know what that scar bout
they don't know what that bar bout
they don't know what that candy car bout
or smokin that joint about
texas is the home of the playas and pimps
showin naked ass in the great state of texas
3rd coast born i mean we're texas raised
TEXAS, MOTHER FUCKER, THATS WHERE I STAY!"
- mike jones
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contrary to popular belief, texas is probably the least racist of states and contains a huge diversity of mexicans,whites and blacks. Our moral qualities are also in fact sterling and to be aspired to, for we rarely condone stupid behaviour like cousins having sex or something of that nature. All i can say for those who don't deserve to reserve an opinion about texas because they haven't been there is that they should come down and experience the serenity that defines texas. I'd also like to comment that george bush is not actually from texas.
reppin ATX and H-town bitches!!! DA BOTTOM!!!
(warning: weather in texas extremely unpredictable)
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the only true bi-polar state where it can change weather daily and can go from 118 degrees summer to 5 degrees winter(varies where u r in texas)
the only true bi-polar state texas
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I'm from Texas. It's just another state in the U.S. I'm not racist, I've never worn a cowboy hat or boots, I've never ridden a horse or owned livestock. I don't have a truck. I've never said "Don't mess with Texas" or "Everythings bigger in Texas". I'm not an idiot, my I.Q. Is 125. I don't have sex with relatives. I don't own a flag. I've never been to a rodeo. I'm not a religious person, and I hate country music. There are stereotypical Texans here but not everyone is one of them. And out of all of the definitions for Texas (positive or otherwise) mine has better grammar. (And I am currently 16 years old. Male.)
Texas
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