The failure to stick together in L4D, usually resulting in being pounced by a hunter or pulled by a smoker where your teammates cannot immediately rescue you.
Hunter pounces Francis
Zoey: A hunter pounced Francis!
Af-1: TEXTBOOK SEPARATION FRANCIS!
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something you'd shove up someones throat
shut the froob up or i will shove a froobing textbook up your nan and send her to joe boylans house
When you are so bored that you have to resort to a school or other sort of textbook to read
Person 1: dude i was so bored yesterday
Person 2: how bored
Person 1: i was frickin textbook bored
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Logo-less, tasteless, brand-less oversized clothes typically worn by unattractive children in school textbooks.
Sally: Your Textbook Clothing is a fire hazard in the lab.
Peggy Sue: At least I have legs, you dumb bitch.
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Also known as "plain" or "okay" irl. Basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they're missing a chromosome or something? Well if you're textbook sexy then you're not fugly, you're just... meh. Plain. Average.
Guy 1: Hey, that girl over there's totally making me jizz!
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.
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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.
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someone or somethings with alot of problems
that stoner is a math textbook
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A textbook feminist doesn't buy the whole modern feminist package of rape culture, widespread misogyny, man spreading, man splaining etc. A textbook feminist simply believes in the equality of the sexes.
"So, are you a feminist or not?"
"Just a textbook feminist."