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April 24th is nation punch creeps day.you can punch anywhere you want. his balls,hisnose,his neck, his gut , anything really!
David: hey,Marissa do you knwo what day it is toda-
Marissa: YEA! *punches David in the gut*
David: Ow!wtf Marissa?
Marissa: dont worry, its April 24th, National punch creeps day!
David:oh, ok.
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If you have this birthday your swag
“Hey your swag
When’s your birthday”
“24th March”
“Now it makes sense “
Official, R@pe is not ok day. If anyone makes a r@pe joke ever, call them out. Fight back against normalization of r@pe. It's not ok.
ON APRIL 24TH-
"-r@pe joke-"
"HEY! R@pe jokes aren't ok! You can't joke about that unless it is your coping mechanism."
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They are one of the sweetest, most genuine people. They care about others and tend to think about others emotions more than theirs. They love to express themselves and once they start something they finish it. Moreover they are extremely beautiful and have an amazing personality. If you mess with someone born on this day, they will bring hell to you but once you apologise they will forgive you.
Furaha: When's your birthday?
Bidii: May 24th.
Furaha: No wonder you are so amazing.
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International whip out ur tits day
“It’s July 24th”
*whips out tits”
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December 24th is national kiss your gf day! Gentlemen, go kiss your girl!
Girl: “It’s December 24th! I hope he kisses me...”
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