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The Elder Gods are an Ancient Stellar Race of Beings that dwelt in supreme darkness in a time long since forgotten, a time before there was ever Light. The Ancient Ones were the rulers of this darkness. Then came such a time that The Elder Gods stood up against the evil Ancient Ones and thus a Great and Terrific War was fought in the Heavens.

The Great God Marduk, Begotten of Our Master Enki, Ruler of the Seas; Marduk, who is Lord of Lords and Master of Magicians, Fashioner of The Magic Name, The Magic Shape, The Magic Number and The Magic Word, was given Fifty Weapons and Fifty Powers with which to fight The Ancient Ones. These Powers are the remaining, unmentioned Names of The Elder Gods.

During The Great War, the awful God Tiamat, The Writhing Serpent, was slain by Marduk and thrown down into Absu, The Abyss, there to be forever kept, save when a magician of the blackest of arts is skillful enough to rouse The Ancient Ones and The Serpent of the Deep, Cthulhu, and open The Gates to The Outside and allow Them that dwell Therein entry into Our World.

And from the fluids of Tiamat were The Heavens and The Earth created as well as The Stars.

Also slain was Kingu, Ruler of The Ancient Ones, and from His body He did bleed and from His blood did The Elder Gods create the race of Man.

"Stoop not down, therefore,
Unto the Darkly-Splendid World,
Wherein continually lieth a faithless Depth
And Hades wrapped in clouds,
Delighting in unintelligable images,
Precepitous, winding
A black, ever-rolling Abyss
Ever espousing a Body unluminous
Formless
and Void"- The Chaldean Oracles of Zoroaster

by E April 7, 2005

42πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


elder brain

the internet

"Lets consult the elder brain."

by nolavictrola April 19, 2009


elder ego

When an older person refuses to take advice or listen to a younger individual. And fails because of it.

Clint has so much elder ego, he refused advice from a 14 year old and now we can’t fit everything in the moving van.

by MRHOLLEN September 4, 2019


Elder weeb

A person who started watching anime in the 90s and early 2000, and still is watching to this day! Age requirement is 25. And up.

Omg 😱 I am now a elder weeb! I can’t believe it naruto and inuyasha both have children and I am watching their shows!

by amiers December 11, 2020


bearded elder

Male reproductive organ; a penis

I left work early to play with the kids. The bearded elder, I mean, and the twins.

by Das Brick September 18, 2006

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Love Elders

A term created by author Jeff Brown, 'love elders' are individuals who have had a vast range of relationship experiences and help to support others to heal from love connection, to sustain love connections, to understand the many challenges and delights that accompany great love in particular. Teachers of relationship as a spiritual practice.

I met my soul-mate but it was so difficult to handle all the feelings that came up in the connection. Luckily, we found some love elders who could help us to understand what was getting in our way and to teach us some techniques to keep the lines of communication open.

by Yehudah April 3, 2014

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Elder-Slut

An elderly person who happens to be a slut and/or carry STI's

Hank is an Elder-Slut that gave my Grandma HPV.

by robotunicorn90 March 12, 2015