Ex

The Ex is someone you most likely now Loathe, but at some point loved, or maybe just enjoyed having around, normally the result of a breaking up of a relationship of some sorts.

The word Ex is normally followed by these words..

Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Wife, Partner.

All these do apply..and a few more do too.

The easiest way to become an Ex, is to Cheat -
(mainly meaning to have sexual intercourse with another male/female whilst you are with you main boy/girl/partner etc)

BE WARNED! - your mates will hate you if you perform the above act, and they are friends with the guy/girl you cheat on.

Cheating will normally be accompanied by lies and deceit, in some cases a hidden guilt.

Dan: "Nicola cheated on my last with another guy, she denied it at first..but then the second time I asked her she confessed, I dumped her, sh is now my Ex"

Gary: "Bro, She's a NO-GOOD whore"

Dan: "Well now iv'e seen her true colours, and i'm glad she is gone"

Gary: "Good for you bro, she didn't deserve you, especialy if she was going to treat you like that, you deserve better"

Dan: "Yeah, I do, thanks man"

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Ex

A person who used to be close to you, (boyfriend/girlfriend, bff, babysitter, Uber, etc.) but now that person or you has moved on. Either you don’t like them or they don’t like you.

Person 1:Omg my ex texted, should I text back?
Person 2: you dont need him in your life again.
Person 1: you right.

Ex

Someone you don’t ever see again. Someone you try to avoid at all cost and despise. Usually idiots

My ex is so fucking dumb, I wish he would die already

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Ex

Dumb Stoopid bitch

That's a Stoopid dumb bitch must be a ex

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Ex

Someone who hurts you most before you get an ACTUAL lover, unless you have 3+ exes. Might as well stop dating until you're thirty.

"My ex ate my chicken."
"My ex found my chocolate and hurt my feelings."

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.exe

something that people used in creepypastas to make it scary

Have you heard of sonic.exe?

Yeah

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ex

a word used by thousands of people around the world as a cover up for the words obnoxiouss, evil, and slutty

Oh, him? Yeah, I hate him. He's just like my ex

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