Flocked

Getting flocked is when someone goes in your garden and places multiple fake flamingos without giving you pior notice or consent. It’s similar to getting fucked because now you have to remove the flamingos and its mess.

Alice: did you see your garden bro?
Rachel: what did you do to me this time bitch?
* Rachel goes check her garden*
Rachel: what the fuck did you do Alice?!
Alice: Sounds like you got flocked.

flock

Another way of saying fuck.

Go flock yourself, you flockin' flocker.

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Flock

When someone with a flabby stomach is covering his own cock.

Its been years since you seen ur feet cuz of ur flock!!!

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Flock

The act of ejaculating on a 100 dollar bill and slapping it on the face of a homeless person. Performed mainly in the northeastern part of the country but may have spread farther out. Documented in at least 8 states.

That smelly hobo totally got flock’d last night

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Flock

The act of flossing your asshole with a sock.

My ass required a good flocking after a long night in Vegas.

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flock

v. transitive or intransitive: To fraternize with other felons. A parole violation. Presumably from, "birds of a feather flock together".

intr. Janelle gone, she flocked herself back into prison.

tr. Keep Gavin away from me, I don't want to flock.

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The Flock

they make the demo boyz look like pussys, they don't lie about doing drugs or getting girls, pretty muck really badass birds. They fly as a flock. And whats a goon to a flock?

badass hawks, penguens, male strippers, The flock

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