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A money-sucking organisation, hiding under the guise of being a charity in order to evade taxes. Owns three schools and charges extortionate tuition fees.
These schools are:
Whitgift School - the first and worst of the set. Just to give you an idea, they have a bird aviary and peacocks wandering in the grounds, enough said.
Trinity School of St John Whitgift - The Whitgift School's little brother, fortunately less prolific in arrogant rich bastards but they still dwell there occasionally, unfortunately much less well funded as all of the money is diverted to the above.
Old Palace School - A recent acquisition, formerly its inhabitants however notoriously ugly were quite sensible, however they have subsequently become more arrogant under the corrupting influence of the tyrannical Whitgift Foundation.
Note: St John Whitgift
Founder of the foundation, 'Saint' John was a miserly rich bastard of a priest who realised he was a total wanker on his deathbed and donated all his money to charity, conveniently just before it all became entirely useless to him.
Note II: In general under the christian church giving money to poor people is a sure ticket into heaven, whether this is a genuine act of kindness or a last ditch attempt to save ones pathetic soul.
"Oh, really corking to see you old chap, I went to Whitgift don't you know?"
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A term used to describe the residue left behind when a man relieves himself after sex or masturbation. The phrase is given its name from the often salty taste and smell of the substance.
Phil: "I've laid my salty foundations."
Darren: "Oh realy? when's it due?"
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Where all the little aliens go when they get rejected by their own family.
David: Hey dude, wanna check out the Scp foundation?
Raymond: *Plays 10 hours of Fuck This Shit I'm Out*
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When girls wear a lot of foundation on their face and they do not blend it with their jawline, and a visible difference of skin tones makes the "tropic of foundation".
Friend #1: Wow, look at Megan's make-up... how much foundation do you think she uses?!?
Friend #2: I have no idea, but her Tropic of Foundation isn't helping at all...
There are levels to being drunk and to be Foundation drunk is to ascend to another plane of being turnt.
Named for the now-defunct Foundation Nightclub in Seattle's Belltown neighborhood.
"Dude, I heard last weekend was lit. How sloshed were you?"
"Bruh, you don't know the half of it. I was goddamn Foundation drunk."
"Bro. 😯"
This is what happens when a person's bras or underpants causes pain and/or discomfort.
Good grief, the bone in my bra is stabbing me in my armpit and my panties are riding up my butt crack, this is the worst kind of foundational assault!!!!!!!
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A NGO from US which holds people as slaves for decades. Literally.
- I never report the Wikimedia Foundation to the police because my life is free now
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